The Empire of Holy Lans Commet is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.148 billion Holy Lans Commetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Holy Lans Commetian economy, worth 443 trillion Zenzeas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,741 Zenzeas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,920 per year while the poor average 2,742, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Holy Lans Commet's national animal is the Squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Holy Lans Commet is ranked 227,344^th in the world and 1,434^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.